Fisting and God’s Will

My day has been enlightened, due to God’s will. According to this person’s scripture, things Christians thought were blasphemous and controversial are now acceptable and could help you be spiritually closer to God, and your wife/husband’s privates.

I must add that I greatly appreciate people that can find humor in anything, especially when they can shamelessly put forth time and effort to make the world a better place by giving Us something to laugh at. And that applies to… everything.

Here are a couple excerpts for you all to enjoy and hopefully get a chuckle from:

“In the Song of Solomon, the Bible describes the act of fisting and the profound erotic bliss it induces: It is the voice of my beloved! He knocks, saying, ‘Open for me, my sister, my love, My dove, my perfect one’…My love thrust his hand through the opening, and my feelings were stirred for him. (Song of Solomon 5:2-4)”

“Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance. The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure. The wife should pray for openness and readiness to receive God’s love and grace in the form of her husband’s hand.”Read more about “Sex In Christ” Fisting in the name of the Lord! Hallelujah!!

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